Bubbly germ bathtubs
Jun 14th
I wouldn’t get in one of these bubbly germ bathtubs unless it had been drained, scrubbed clean, and refilled with Evian. I don’t know what Blue Ivy’s standards are. Kiernan Shipka best-dressed
Jun 13th
I would say Kiernan Shipka is the best-dressed cast member on Mad Men, even if I wasn’t her future best friend forever. Look at these grown-up clowns and this super-chic tween.
January Jones only got bangs because Kiernan got them first. Kate Middleton Disappoints Fashionwise
Jun 13th
“Kate Middleton Disappoints, Fashionwise and Facewise, at Last Public Appearance Before Baby” is a great headline I just made up for the international press to use. You’re welcome.
Also, please start the real-life Cruella de Vil rumors. Katie wore a drop-waisted
Jun 12th
On the one hand, Katie wore a drop-waisted bedsheet to hang out with Connie Britton. On the other hand, KATIE HUNG OUT WITH CONNIE BRITTON.
I do not know what to feel, other than certain I would have done better with my fashion choices. Shakira with baby in Milan
Jun 11th
So far all we know about Shakira’s baby Milan is that he likes soccer, makes an understated duckface, and has cankles. Nothing is more irritating
Jun 11th
Nothing is more irritating than the fact that I’m still in school, and that Hello Kitty hasn’t tried to give me an endorsement deal. Kingston Rossdale and Skyler Berman
Jun 10th
Kingston Rossdale and his pomeranian and Skyler Berman and his pomeranian attended Honor Warren’s birthday party this weekend. I guess my invitation got lost in the mail, not that I would have come to the party anyway. Photo of Chris and India Hemsworth
Jun 10th
It’s Monday, so have a photo of Chris and India Hemsworth in matching shirts. (Next time, please get this girl some shoes and a hairbrush.) Victoria Beckham brought a dapper date to the Glamour
Jun 6th
Victoria Beckham brought a dapper date to the Glamour Women of the Year celebration. Brooklyn Beckham wears a suit better than most men could ever hope to, and he’s mastered hair product, which we all know is a feat most teenage boys never accomplish. Kate Winslet is pregnant
Jun 5th
Kate Winslet is pregnant with a baby whose last name will be Rocknroll. How did you let this happen, Leonardo DiCaprio???