Catherine arrives in Islington for her second engagement of the new year || 16.01.15Yeah, this is still happening. My mood is that fabric — scratchy and brown.
Kevin, Danielle, and Jersey Jonas are gracing the cover of Fit Pregnancy this month. Danielle is looking even tinier than Kate Middleton did at this stage of the game (she’s due in January), so maybe she’s about to have a tiny Jersey ballerina baby. I know I shouldn’t, but I just like them a lot. I can’t explain it.
Dakota Fanning sporting a fake baby bump on the set of “Franny” in Philadelphia on November 6, 2013.I don’t think the world is ready for this yet.
I don’t know what it is about Gisele Bündchen’s Instagram that makes me want to punch her in the face all the time. I mean, I won’t, and I think this is actually part of a campaign against world hunger, which is important, but she is just the worst.
Jessica Simpson’s baby always looks like he would rather be anywhere else, and like maybe there’s a tiny person in the camera who can save him.
Sasha Obama wore a denim shirt with the arms cut off to a tennis event in New York this weekend. I TRUSTED YOU, SASHA. And tie-dye, Malia? I’m just going to put my head down on my desk and spend another afternoon wishing I was French.
The Burtka-Harrises are vacationing in Saint-Tropez with Elton John’s family, obviously doing a subtle matching thing and generally owning the south of France.
I think the Fallons didn’t tell anyone they were expecting because they were waiting to make sure their baby was going to be cute. Now assured that she is decently good-looking, they’re not afraid to take her outside and stuff. If only more celebrities would take this pragmatic approach to making their children famous.
So little Gideon is still kind of a mess — those shoelaces are getting to be a dangerous situation, and that bowtie is pretty sloppy, even for the Smurfs 2 premiere — but Harper could have red carpet potential. At least they have one twin who does.
Zuma Rossdale wants everyone to think he’s tough with that sassy pose, and Kingston wants everyone to think he’s serious with that angular haircut, but the fact is … you’re walking a Pomeranian and wearing graphic tees. I can’t take you seriously, and I won’t even try.